his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
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Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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