After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
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We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
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Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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