i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Randomize