Someone shit on the floor
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
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my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
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NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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