i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
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Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I don't deserve a penis
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
You ruined the universe
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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