i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
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She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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