Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
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I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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