i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
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you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
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