And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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