their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I wannas sexs uuuuu
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
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Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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