Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I am in a vortex of obligation.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
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Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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