I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
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Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
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you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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