my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Terrible idea I love it
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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