i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
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I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
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Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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