First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
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Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
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How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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