so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
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Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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