Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
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I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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