I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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