ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
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Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
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When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Dick very happy bro
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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