I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
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I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
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