She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
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Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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