sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
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dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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