I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
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As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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