"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
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He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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