you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
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The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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