Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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