Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
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Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
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NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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