After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
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I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
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New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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