Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
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the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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