And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
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he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
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Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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