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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
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Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
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My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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