i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
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She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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