So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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