trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
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don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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