take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
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How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
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He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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