so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
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bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
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I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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