And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
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The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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