I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
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I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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