You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
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scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
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These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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