no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
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That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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