Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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