I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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