I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
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He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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