that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
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Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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