Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
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Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
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I'd cum for enchiladas.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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