somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
My brain says no but my pants say off.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
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Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
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Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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