Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
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You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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