i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
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he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
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I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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