She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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