oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
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I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
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The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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